In one paragraph or less, explain why you think we should hire you:
I’m better than your worst employee… Tell him to pack up his desk and get ready to leave. Have him call unemployment and get the paperwork started. .

- Anon.

In one paragraph or less, explain why you think we should hire you:
When it comes to being part of a Nerd Herd, I’m more of the Herd than the Nerd ….

- Khara H.

In one paragraph or less, explain why you think we should hire you:
Because I am cute as a button.

-Jeff S.

In one paragraph or less, explain why you think we should hire you:
Cause im awsome..

- Nate C.

In one paragraph or less, explain why you think we should hire you:
I have no life, I know more about computers than about my own wife, and I need money to buy more computer stuff and food..

-Louis G.

In one paragraph or less, explain why you think we should hire you:
I feel that I am uniquely qualified for this position. I have ten years of IT experience with a focus on customer service. I enjoy fixing computer problems while flirting and staring at boobies of hot clients. They are usually the ones that need the most help anyway..

- John H

In one paragraph or less, explain why you think we should hire you:
*  17 years Help Desk
*   7+ at my current job
*  50 hours aweek at work plus more at home
*  1 of 2 Senior Analysts – carry a Blackberry and available for calls 24/7/365
*  2005 Help Desk Analyst of the Year for the Mid-Ohio Region

Need I say more?.

In one paragraph or less, explain why you think we should hire you:
I am overworked, Underpaid and need an internship before I graduate college..

In one paragraph or less, explain why you think we should hire you:
I am technically challenged but I mean well…

Jas0n H.

In one paragraph or less, explain why you think we should hire you:
I wasn’t good enough for Geek Squad, but I should be good enough for you guys!

-Nathan Z.