Category Archives: Applicants

People who have applied with NerdHerd.com.

Newhire: Anon.

In one paragraph or less, explain why you think we should hire you:
I’m better than your worst employee… Tell him to pack up his desk and get ready to leave. Have him call unemployment and get the paperwork started. .

– Anon.

Newhire: John H.

In one paragraph or less, explain why you think we should hire you:
I feel that I am uniquely qualified for this position. I have ten years of IT experience with a focus on customer service. I enjoy fixing computer problems while flirting and staring at boobies of hot clients. They are usually the ones that need the most help anyway..

– John H

Newhire: John B

In one paragraph or less, explain why you think we should hire you:
*  17 years Help Desk
*   7+ at my current job
*  50 hours aweek at work plus more at home
*  1 of 2 Senior Analysts – carry a Blackberry and available for calls 24/7/365
*  2005 Help Desk Analyst of the Year for the Mid-Ohio Region

Need I say more?.