NerdHerd.com » Applicants

Newhire: Anon.

Mike S — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 01:04:36 +0000

In one paragraph or less, explain why you think we should hire you:
I’m better than your worst employee… Tell him to pack up his desk and get ready to leave. Have him call unemployment and get the paperwork started. .

- Anon.

Newhire:Khara H.

Mike S — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 16:22:33 +0000

In one paragraph or less, explain why you think we should hire you:
When it comes to being part of a Nerd Herd, I’m more of the Herd than the Nerd ….

- Khara H.

Newhire: Jeff S.

Mike S — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 00:18:57 +0000

In one paragraph or less, explain why you think we should hire you:
Because I am cute as a button.

-Jeff S.

Newhire: Nate C.

Mike S — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 22:20:35 +0000

In one paragraph or less, explain why you think we should hire you:
Cause im awsome..

- Nate C.

Newhire: Louis G.

Mike S — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:02:12 +0000

In one paragraph or less, explain why you think we should hire you:
I have no life, I know more about computers than about my own wife, and I need money to buy more computer stuff and food..

-Louis G.

Newhire: John H.

Mike S — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 21:02:54 +0000

In one paragraph or less, explain why you think we should hire you:
I feel that I am uniquely qualified for this position. I have ten years of IT experience with a focus on customer service. I enjoy fixing computer problems while flirting and staring at boobies of hot clients. They are usually the ones that need the most help anyway..

- John H

Newhire: John B

Mike S — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 17:47:14 +0000

In one paragraph or less, explain why you think we should hire you:
* 17 years Help Desk
* 7+ at my current job
* 50 hours aweek at work plus more at home
* 1 of 2 Senior Analysts – carry a Blackberry and available for calls 24/7/365
* 2005 Help Desk Analyst of the Year for the Mid-Ohio Region

Need I say more?.

Newhire: Joshua G

Mike S — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 17:45:49 +0000

In one paragraph or less, explain why you think we should hire you:
I am overworked, Underpaid and need an internship before I graduate college..

Newhire: Jas0n H.

Mike S — Sun, 16 Sep 2007 17:42:48 +0000

In one paragraph or less, explain why you think we should hire you:
I am technically challenged but I mean well…

Jas0n H.

Newhire: Nathan Z.

Mike S — Sun, 22 Aug 2004 17:41:24 +0000

In one paragraph or less, explain why you think we should hire you:
I wasn’t good enough for Geek Squad, but I should be good enough for you guys!

-Nathan Z.